Great Moments in History, 4000 B.C.: God Hides the Dinosaur Bones
“Man, this is gonna be fuckin’ hilarious!” says God.
“I dunno God,” says me. “I’m not sure I get it.”
“No, no, it’s gonna be fuckin’ fantastic,” says God. “‘Cause y’see, everybody’s gonna think there’s dinosaurs, and there’s not! That’s gold – solid gold!”
“I guess that’s funny,” says me. “Not really ha ha funny, more like Andy Kaufmann funny.”
“Dude, you just don’t get it,” says God. “Now c’mon, you gotta check out these, these trilobites! Ohmigod! Ohmigod, these’re fuckin’ classic!”
“I think this is like that time we were out drivin an you got all excited about stealin that ‘SALAD BAR’ sign over that restaurant,” says me.
“Know what, man, I am fuckin’ starvin’,” says God. “After this we’re totally gettin’ some tacos.”
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